BlueZen

joined 2 years ago
[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I get the ones asking if I'm willing to sell my house. I don't own a house. but I play along as if I do and when they confirm the number of bedrooms and condition of the home I tell them everything has been upgraded etc. keeping them string along for as long as possible. when they asked me a dollar amount, I tell them they have to come with an offer first before I tell them what my asking price is. again I don't have a house. usually that triggers it up to a higher manager. so they call back a day or so later, and I speak to a different person usually without the accent, and go through all the same information. I waste their time again making up whatever I can. when it finally gets to a dollar amount, whatever they say, I double it. you would think that would make them hang up but they don't. I've gotten into arguments with people where they ask me if I really think my house is worth that much money, it's a riot. have fun. fuck with them all you want. they are the lowest of low and deserve every minute of wasted time

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

"Donald J Trump Center for people who can't Peace good, and who want to learn to do other stuff good too"

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)
[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 64 points 5 months ago (4 children)

if only....

i don't really ever watch news anymore, but when I did I would scream at the television, "ASK A FUCKING FOLLOW-UP QUESTION"

I don't know what is being taught as journalism anymore but it seems to be just take the statement, get the sound bite, and think up a clickbaitable title.

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Xi: What is this? An aircraft carrier for ants? How can we be expected to take over the world, if we can't even fit inside the thing?

Sir, this is just a small...

Xi: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The carrier has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

... someone who thinks unpainted dark heavily granular granite is what the white house is made of

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 178 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

Plaque is actually in the FDR Memorial, but the sentiment still applies

https://www.nps.gov/frde/planyourvisit/frdedescribe.htm

2nd Term Room

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 99 points 6 months ago (16 children)

it hits differently these days, but: "The sky above the port was the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel" -William Gibson, Neuromancer

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 78 points 6 months ago (3 children)

it's clearly illegal and they can't issue it ... so, 100% they will mint it and be issuing it

[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

cool.... do Epstein next !

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