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China launches its largest naval aircraft carrier (www.semafor.com)
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[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Xi: What is this? An aircraft carrier for ants? How can we be expected to take over the world, if we can't even fit inside the thing?

Sir, this is just a small...

Xi: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The carrier has to be at least... three times bigger than this!