Seriously, don't eat snacks out of the package they come in. Put a small portion in a bowl or on a plate and put the main container up. It gets easier with practice.
Yup, for me it's the teeth too. Without those it would be cute.
I've come to realize that most of us are just smart enough to fuck things up.
Viva Pinata Pocket Paradise for the Gameboy is one of my all-time favorite games. I'm going to try this PC port of the original though.
It still can happen though. Ask me how I know. 
Omg I've had "Turn the page, wash your hands" stuck in my head for decades. Glad I'm not the only one.
My husband who's a resolute meat eater loves my air fried tofu and actually asks for it. I use homemade teriyaki sauce.
There's a new long jam session version on YouTube that was an absolute joy to watch.
My cousin told me our grandfather's last words were literally "No mayo." She left his bedside to make him a sandwich he had requested and when she got back with it he'd passed.
The font on this and the changing "m" style is killing me.
That's how I read, it but I'm biased.
Finally finished all 81 granny squares for this 40x40 inch blanket. I think I'm going to regret my choices once I start joining them.
Saw this nice guy/gal in front of my shed this morning when I took the dog out. The dog was completely oblivious and I was able to get a nice pic without scaring it off.
Here's another old picture from my vault. This is one of our Greenbottle blue tarantulas (Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens). We spent the day watching this little guy molt from start to finish and took pictures of the whole process. You can see in this picture that he is laid out on his back on his molting malt. At this stage he has split from the carapace lengthwise down the sides and is currently pulling his legs out of the molt. We had two at the time and wanted to breed them but they both turned out to males.
Playing a game of magic with my husband at the table and look over to see Bert giving us side-eye. Bert prefers dance parties over card games.
Here's a pic of my favorite little guy and one the only good pictures I've ever taken. Unfortunately he turned out to be a male so I didn't have him too long but he was a great tarantula to keep.
Jokes on you, I take long hot showers because it's the only quiet time I get in my damn house.