Ack

joined 2 years ago
[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

My barbarian has a maul, we can make this work!

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

His mom probably likes them too.

His dad probably says “WTF is this Snap bullshit son? We didn’t raise you like that.”

Then his mom replies, “it’s just a phase, he needs our support, I’m sure you can make snaps happen, sweetie.”

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Eratosthenes, to within 10% of the modern value. They think, I don’t think they’re 100% on the exact size of his measurement unit. Stadia?

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s just because after six months of “financial assistance” you’d be wealthy! Also, in Alberta if you want a job, you just walk in, ask to speak to the manager, and give them a firm hand-job. /s

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think he bought the “Big book of Canadian Cliches” and took to read on the toilet. Then his legs fell asleep after an hour or two and he dropped the book in the toilet.

Unfortunately he only made it through two or three. So we’re stuck with hockey comments until someone can teach him some new Canadian cliches.

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Shit… that’s messed up. I mean the whole concept is, but that’s just extra.

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don’t know, it might be a good idea. If you’re involved in a “mass shooting event” you could just drop and play dead.

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Damn it. I was hoping you were joking or exaggerating or something. Sixth graders can’t even read that well, not really. There are six years of school (at least) after that!

Snopes https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/us-literacy-rate/ https://archive.is/ZokGE

https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-literacy-statistics

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations to him!

But could someone confirm for me if Rahim Jaffer is/was an actual person that was running or was it three raccoons in a trench coat?

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It looks like it’s flying too. Those ambulatory plants must be FAST!

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago

I think they changed the versioning to the year of release instead of just the sequential number.

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 months ago

Wow, thanks, that’s way better than the link I found.

 

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