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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 143 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Luigi that they keep shitting the bed with? πŸ’€

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's because they're gay, isn't it

secretly gay wanting to run a train on him. sick fucks

[–] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Sick bastards. It's obviously he should be the top πŸ™„

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sorry but what does "highest use of our military" even mean?! Are they pretending to be stupid to gain attention, or are they really not able to speak their own language.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Highest, as in a call from on high. They're claiming that God is blessing this usage

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thats so gross, but i think you nailed it.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Yeah, technically grammatically correct, but absolutely bat-shit crazy.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

He's saying he wants the us military to be an even more powerful cartel so they've got to muscle some others out of more territory

[–] Cyanity@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

i think it means morally highest

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 months ago

for *allegedly doing this

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

This gangland, cuz. If you ain’t with us, you gon get murked.

….

Wait what? Sorry I thought we were playing gangsters. What a great VP.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

The cartels are selling drugs but who's buying them? Aren't conservatives all about personal responsibility and preaching addiction isn't a disease but a choice? Yet they don't blame the source of the demand, only the suppliers.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago
[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 17 points 10 months ago

Give us back our Luigi!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is why I don't think the boat was a cartel boat: these are the most corrupt motherfuckers on the planet there is no way the cartels are not just coordinating with them.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

well they gave us their word that it was definitely full of drugs… there’s no way trump would ever lie about something like that… never….

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

have you ever heard about cronyism

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 7 points 10 months ago

The BIG difference between a cartel and OUR cartel.

[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Highest use was them cleaning up the trash in DC.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Personally I'd say Army Corps of engineers doing emergency maintenance is usually good.