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Students in Lamar can no longer learn about the state of Virginia on their online research database due to the ban

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because nothing gets 13 year olds hornier than the State Seal of Virginia. Idiots.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What did you expect, it literally has Virgin in the name (!)

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tit semper tyrannis

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Wait until they find out the grizzly on California’s flag is completely naked.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Religious oppression stifles education.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's not really about the nipple but about what it says: thus always unto tyrants.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't this also affect things about the British Monarchy and Ireland due to the Winged Maiden?