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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some parents are just ignorant assholes.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

For real. Waiting until Halloween to introduce them to the deliciousness of caramelized onion...

[–] Dipbeneaththelasers@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

I have a theory that most people's favorite food is actually onion. We like them sweet, spicy, pickled, and in breakfast omelettes, lunch sandwiches, and alongside dinner proteins. There isn't much that isn't improved or at least complemented by an onion.

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

One Christmas extended family had a Christmas gift exchange, one uncle had made a "gag gift", it was a piggy bank with pennies, I got it, he felt bad but to everyone's suprise, I was estatic. I was 5 and collecting coins, a piggy bank filled with loose change was the best present.

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Now I'm curious...