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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

The knee-slapping before leaving transcends cultures. Classic.

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

He’s praying.

I’m joking, of course, but I’m sure there are people saying this.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.

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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral

[–] proper@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

“I just had a great phone call with him”

[–] trashboat@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

A place that has protected child abusers? Seems more like his place.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm certain the orange shitstain was drooling too.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Mango Mussolini, don't picture him in a bikini.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's just showing that he's the least woke

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

He’s being criticized too. Everyone that showed up in something other than black is a narcissistic dumbfuck.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Seem a lot darker than Trump's suit

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[–] jonne@infosec.pub 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Or, god forbid, mustard on a hamberder

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Being a full time dick is hard.

It's obviously exhausting.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 11 months ago

More likely he shit his diaper and it ruined the black suit so he had no choice but the blue.

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Did you see the pope's ridiculous costume? Couldn't even wear a suit to his own funeral.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

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