When people turn a popular post into an Oscars Acceptance Speech
ETA: wow thanks for the upvotes!
ETA2: omg my first gold award?? I couldn't have made it without my mom and Jesus through whom all things are possible
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Sadly, you can't. He's already dead.
I strive to live my life in Jesus, and your mom.
I always thought that was a sign it was astroturfed. Like my post? Give Reddit money!
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Moderators who coddle bigots.
Bigots.
People who wear mustaches
Beets
Bears
Battlestar Galactica
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This may be an unpopular option since I've already seen it across lemmy, but the ____porn communities. I'd like to browse pictures of nice landscapes or exotic cars without worry about someone around me noticing "PORN" on my screen.
At this point it seems very old internet, something that made sense when those communities were established, but now is unnecessary gratuitous and not socially acceptable.
I saw a post about a community created here called "pixel passport" which I thought was a hell of a lot better that "earth porn."
EarthPixels. CarPixels. PornPixels. HistoryPixels. This could work.
Those are great names! I would subscribe to more communities with names like that.
I really like that name. Way better than Earthporn. Thank you for sharing, I subscribed!
Link: !pixelpassport@lemm.ee
Indeed. I like 'Earthporn' too, but I think it should be all nature pictures that look like genitalia and suchlike. Rocks or trees that look like penises for example.
Damn, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was on Reddit. Blocked all of those years ago because it was just unnecessary and a gross way to qualify otherwise unremarkable photos.
Funny enough, the first time I heard someone use ___porn IRL (outside of all the 90s surf/skate/ski videos i Grew up with which were always called a porn)
was a chef I used to work for, back in 2001-2, l woman in her 50s at the time. Who would refer to 'food porn all the time.'
'OH we need a new salad for the spring menu- "go look at that stack of food porn (industry magazines and Michelin restaurant cookbooks) for inspiration"
Or "make me one of the swordfish special, but do it up for some food porn"
I guess its one of those terms that I dont really think of as dirty, or professional inappropriate anymore.
It never bothered me per se, but it's definitely awkward to come across some chapter of human suffering on r/HistoryPorn.
Nothing like someone peaking over your shoulder and seeing you're browsing r/AnimalPorn....
I totally agree with you. Hopefully lemmy can be a little more mature with community names. (Yeah, yeah.. I know the hypocrisy of my username.. It's my gamertag)
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Creative writing presented as truth
Or pics being grounds for sob stories and creative writing prompts to get more upvotes on theur shitty pictures. That's why I unsubbed from r/pics and subbed to /r/nocontextpics. Cool photos, no sob stories.
It got to the point of feeling like Facebook with strangers. Good for you for graduating college/sucks you broke your wrist/congratulations on getting pregnant, but let's be real: I don't know you and I don't care.
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"Thanks for the gold kind stranger"
You forgot to add the "Edit: " part because they always have to come back and edit every 2 minutes.
Edit: "Whoa my first gold! Thanks!"
Edit2: "Wow this is silly, thanks everyone!"
Edit3: "While you're here, let me tell you my life story."
EditAdNauseum: High pitched ear ringing
Uhhhg. Reddit award acceptance speeches like anyone cares.
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Karma-whoring. It's already started with the stupid "upote my can of beans" posts... Dude nobody cares about your internet points, either activity participate or fuck off to Instagram.
The βhivemindβ ignoring the correct information or even worse, encouraging the wrong information.
Does anyone else remember the whole Boston Bomber fiasco (i.e. We did it, Reddit)?
Unfortunately this might not be something from Reddit. It could be universal to all human communities. People want to feel that they are in the right but not be questioned, when countering opposing arguments is the way to truth.
A lot of people would just upvote the first bozo to reply with a confident answer and never bother to check for the full story. Scrolling 3 comments down youβd find someone who actually knows their stuff. I learned to at least read most of the comments before committing any Reddit info to memory as fact.
It's most noticeable when the topic being discussed is your area of expertise. Then you clearly see what kind of grossly oversimplified or even blatantly false comments get made with so much confidence and upvoted.
I tried to keep this in mind while reading stuff that I'm not an expert in, but that's hard.
Please don't let /c/asklemmy become like /r/askreddit, which had half of the front-page posts being the same sex related questions every month.
"Women of reddit, what non sexual thing that guys so makes you horny?"
"What is the sexiest thing you regret doing?"
"How many cocks have you sucked while your cat judges you while waiting for you to feed it?"
It was bullshit.
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r/the_donald or anything like it. Kindly fuck off with all of that shit.
Ads.
Fuck ads.
People who donβt know/acknowledge the difference between βfree speechβ and βhate speechβ
Can we stop talking about Reddit? Let it go.
This
(I'm so sorry. I couldn't resist)
Hey people grieve at different speeds. Some people got to acceptance on the same day, others are still in denial.
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"Sir, you have just won the internet" "Thanks for the gold kind stranger" "I too choose this guy's [placeholder]" And the other corny overused reddit lines
/u/spez
Bots and that awful app
Toddlerisms like danger noodle (snakes) or velvet hippos (pitbulls I think)
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