Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.
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God won't forgive me for having this knowledge
Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high
Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?
A pen? Foolhardiness.
Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.
i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.
Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.
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*begrudgingly slow-claps*
Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.
I want to be grossed out. Hit me.
Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.
Some peehole just don't know when to stop.
Foogle "10mm sounding rod"
Foogle "10mm sounding rod"
Amazon sells a ribbed one...