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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.

a female

Yeah, sounds like a Cyber truck owner

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

From "Keith" in the comments, "You bought a Cyber truck because you wanted attention. You're getting attention. What's your beef?"

Couldn't agree more

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like, even ignoring Musk's whole everything now, it's just one of the ugliest vehicles ever designed. Regular Teslas at least look okay if you ignore Musk himself, but the cybertruck looks like they just took a particularly untalented 1st grader's drawing of a vehicle and just went "Make that"

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just impressed that Elon finally made something worse than the Harambe rap.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For the love of god don't look it up. If you've made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It's worse than you can possibly imagine.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You have no idea how much pain I'm willing to inflict on myself in order to get the reference. Your warning has been heard, but it will not be heeded

Edit: oof

[–] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

This is a masterpiece

I swear most of you are just assholes looking for manufacturer moral justification to bully people.