this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 87 points 11 months ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

She's right there! Why can't she do it. Classic mom power move.

That kid's gonna grow up to smoke pot

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

She trying to teach him how to do it

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

the original bullshit jobs

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where's my Mr. Fusion device?

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That’s in the timeline where Marty succeeded in retrieving and burning the almanac.

We’re in the one where Biff shot and killed Marty in plain sight on 5th Avenue, and no one said anything.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 11 months ago

But... The only reason Doc Brown came back was because the future was fucked...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Junior is actually 40 years old .... the radiation has severely stunted his growth.

[–] rdrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Uranium has magnificent anti aging properties!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eat a spoonful and you'll never have to age again!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

It's so great that even the bacteria and fungi will stop aging!

[–] PaulDrye@lemmings.world 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

A "kilowat" is the amount of "wat?" I had when I read this.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 9 points 11 months ago

1 kilowat = 1,000 Cambodian temples

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

software quality is measured in "wtfs per hour"

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

'Of course mother....." He said as he played with the 3 atomic wafers he stole from school in his pocket. "One day they'll know" he thought to himself, "Yeah, then they'll know my name".

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

They'll think he's insane, but they'll all know his name

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

Except that it works via the mass of thousands of pebbles and

This system was plagued with problems and the technology was abandoned.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 11 months ago

"Tee-hee, it's all warm and tingly!"

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that a third arm he grew from his stomach

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You absolutely know little Thombert has "Low Shoulder Syndrome" and the accompanying self-esteem issues about it. You are cruel. You can clearly see his freakish sunken shoulder on the side facing us such that his elbows (while actually symmetrical and aligned with each other) are monstrously below where they might be on a more normal, healthy, American child.

For shame on you, for mocking Thombert's grotesque condition. For shame.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

I mean, with all the atomics, no surprise.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Body proportions are hard.

[–] PaulDrye@lemmings.world 7 points 11 months ago

** rob_liefield has entered the chat **

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The wafer has a wax-coated lead cover that pops into a garbage chute once it's empty.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It goes in the recyclables!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

c/agedlikemilk

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only a tenth of a Cent per kWh?

Sure, unless you do all those things that make nuclear energy (mostly) safe, in which case it will beamong the more expensive options for electricity again. Also, just transferring the electricity via the grid to your home will cost many times that, regardless of the energy source.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

That's why they do it in the home.

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago