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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need that shirt. Float like a jellyfish sting like a jellyfish

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Back side is the Bruce Lee quote attributed to jellyfisb

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God: "let there be light"

Jellyfish: [activates bioluminescence]

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bomb 20: "let there be light"

Bomb 20:

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”

Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Proof that Cassius Clay and Bruce Lee were, in fact, jellyfish.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not William Hung’s version of She Bangs?

[–] Godofdirt@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Jellyfish are known kung fu masters.

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've never heard of an immortal crab before.

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I have heard of an amoral Krab, however.

Exactly. Don't have to suffer life

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

i've read that lobsters are sorta immortal. the problem is they keep growing, and eventually they can't get themselves out of their shells when they molt, and they also have trouble getting enough food and avoiding predators when they get too big. if they had society, i bet lobster kings would be enormous and ancient.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they're not exactly mindless?

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just mentally all over the place!