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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

I used to unironically enjoy skimming my spam folder for fun scams, but nowadays there are no fun scams, it’s all fake amazon gift cards, fake pharmacies, and fake iCloud and Cash App emails.

I miss the days where it felt like a sexy single was interested in me, purely by my email, or I had been singled out by royalty of some sort.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the inevitable "3 months ago we were made aware of a breach of the BONTO! servers. What information was taken? Bet you'd like to know wouldn't you. What have we done about this situation? Fuck you, that's what."

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

BUT . . .But. To make it up to you we’ve also sold your info to a “Privacy Lock” company who will sell you something imaginary for as long as you pay them. That’ll totally fix it.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

*Your 2FA login code for SLORP

*Your password reset link for SLORP

*Your password reset link for SLORP

*You have (2) new messages from other SLORP users

*There has been a login attempt from a new device on SLORP

*Your SLORP password may have been compromised

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago
  • SLORP is best enjoyed in the app!
  • ALERT: You have a SLORP update!
  • SLORP with the Plasticians! New slorpson next week!
  • Must SLORP slorps this week!
[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the 4500 emails suggesting you upgrade to slorp pro-premium-plus-max

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

You make fun of this but I really had bonto pro-premium-plus-max and it comes with many benefits like not getting these mails anymore

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Slorp has detected that you haven't opened our emails for a long time. It's very important to slorp that you keep your contact information updated. Please login Here to verify your slorp account details.

-- the fact slorp gets upset that I have tracking pixels disabled so they can't monitor my email usage is one big reason they can go slorp themselves

[–] Thomrade@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hold up, tracking pixels? What the fuck is that and how do I disable it.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

When you load an image from a remote server it leaves an item in their activity logs (when you download the image, the IP address, your email client’s user agent, and a few other details).

If you make the URLs for the images unique, you can now attach an email send to a specific person reading that email, and you can see where and when they read it.

It’s been a security risk for a long long long time and only recently have email clients started dealing with it. Some will download the images remotely or proxy them for you, but I recommend disabling remote images in emails altogether.

[–] tinfoilhat@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd argue that email is as useful as regular mail. I get about 2 letters a year written by a person. The rest is bills and marketing.

Email is basically a central notification hub for users, and I'd much prefer that than having to log into each specific app to be notified of things.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Linkedin also send you emails even if you repeatedly turn them off

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You unsubscribed to “Marketing promotions from recruiters”, this is “Marketing promotions from unknown recruiters within 102 KM of an airport”.

Keep up man.