this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2026
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[–] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wow at first glance I thought that said beans, not bears. Curse you Lemmy!

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More humane to use it on a bean than a bear

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on what kinda bean we talking about.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Probably a human bean

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Me too, and then fell for it because I wanted to see a giant bean caught in a bear trap

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We all see what we wanna see mellowyellow

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Put fallen leaves on it to discover how bears fall for it

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

I'll just have 1 oreo

Like bears are the only ones that get caught in traps

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

As someone who recently played through RE4, its easier to miss than youd think

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

funny

but also sad for bears

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Ahh you fucker

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Fuck you. Upvoted obvs but still fuck you.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guessing the part 2 is the punchline, but the answer is that a trap isn't openly exposed. Which might go along with the punchline, whatever it was.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The punchline is the people who think there are two pics and try to swipe.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Damn! Fool me twice.... never fool me again.

[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck you, but also take my upvote, I'm never good at these.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

I see now. Sort of did the same thing on desktop, looking for the second part of the image, but it's not as obvious that way than on mobile.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I demand MORE COMPRESSIOn!

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago
[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This one earned it's upvote.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago

I stepped on so goddamn many of those in RE 4.

Against my better judgement...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

After setting the trap, you cover it in a thin layer of fallen leaves, and it becomes nearly invisible.