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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(i just rinsed my mouth with mouthwash)

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Nothing says fully functioning adult like minty liquor breath.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

if the grocery store is walmart you have no chance

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Me, but at the dentist.