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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My house has an engine that burns fuel, so it can’t be that, either. That’s mostly for heat and to drain my wallet.

It must be the configuration of the seats. In my house, they mostly face each other, whereas in my car, they’re all facing the same direction. I think this is why the house doesn’t move – it doesn’t have that clear hint of what direction it should go.

[–] RainbowsInc@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno, busses and trains have seats that face each other so it’s clearly not that.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well then, smart guy, what’s your theory? At least some of us are trying to figure this out.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bet it's the windshield wipers. Cars, busses and trains have them, but houses do not. In fact, I can't think of a single thing that doesn't move that has them.

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Planet Express ship has windshield wipers and doesn't move

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 week ago

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[–] Foxfire@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

This thinking is how we'll get the four humors of the mobile home. It's gonna be great this time around!

[–] Grerkol@leminal.space 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not necessarily. The windows could be a requirement for the car moving, but not sufficient on their own. Maybe the car moves because it has both windows and an engine, but it wouldn't move if either the engine was removed or all the windows were.

[–] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe it's because two of the walls are basically entirely doors? No that wouldn't be true for all cars, must be windows + trunk? Wait no, it is the windows, that's why houses have basements/foundations can't risk the house moving on its own

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Have you ever been to Alabama?

[–] Grerkol@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I hate to have to point this out every time this meme gets posted, but the conclusion is absolutely correct.

[–] BlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, a modern observational philosopher. Akin to an ancient Greek watching a wind chime sway in the breeze and think - sheeit air must be solid bruh ain't nuthin empty mak it move

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Car has windows that go up down by button. House has windows that go up down by human.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on the car, though.

[–] minfapper@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

And the window.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

house move all the time. but it's definitely not window related.

Earthquakes, tornadoes, mobile homes....

And in certain places they move the house when it become haunted.

https://matadornetwork.com/read/chile-island-chiloe-move-house/

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

houses move indeed

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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Windows is never the answer

[–] morto@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

It's the question. The answer is no

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Except for the question "Which operating system should I avoid?" (amongst other possible answers)

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Maybe houses just don’t have a reason to move.

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

People: Greek philosophy is the basis of all civilization

Greek philosophers:

[–] psycholocomotor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

What if the windows are just a part of what makes the car go. I've seen houses without windows, but a car without windows is inconceivable.

[–] cally@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Houses can't move but you can move houses

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 4 points 1 week ago

Houseboats have windows and can move.. Curious.

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Have they never heard of a mobile home?

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the fuck is this guy talking about

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno guys. Maybe it's just not enough windows. Your not supposed to throw stones from cars, you're allowed to throw stones from houses, EXCEPT if it is a glass house. Maybe that's because glass houses have enough windows that they are moving like cars?

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Window to square footage ratio, I think you might be onto something

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for fooooood

[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sounds like something from Rogan's ass-mouth