That’s why the Xindi targeted Florida in Star Trek Enterprise. They saw Mar-A-Lago on their telescopes but got here too late.


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That’s why the Xindi targeted Florida in Star Trek Enterprise. They saw Mar-A-Lago on their telescopes but got here too late.


Once again, that's not fucking satire. It's not absurdity for commentary - it's goddamn near what he said and essentially what he meant. You can't make this fascist moron's mouth noises 1% more blatant and pretend that's a clever riposte.
He's offering a trade. We hurt you so how about you hurt us back and we'll call it even. Just don't hurt me and my shit, hurt my enemies.