this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Bugamn@lemmy.zip 124 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 37 points 1 week ago

Those are all excellent links, bravo!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

An impressive redirect.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Open web browser, go to your search engine of choice, type "soapy titties", press enter, go to images (make sure safe search is off)... profit!

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Unique_Emerald_Sol_I@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What an impeccable combination of image with username

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Thanks I felt compelled to make it myself

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

"Amy, if I said you had a beatiful body would you take your clothes off and dance around a little?"

Might be misremembering the exact semantics of the quote, but the vibe remains accurate. Zap Brannagan! The man who has no name.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wait, scratch that, reverse it

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago
[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Seittit evol gnikcuf I? Titties love fucking I?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can I get a quick rundown?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 43 points 1 week ago

When did you want that by?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Remember beans? And corn? This is like that, but way less unpleasant to make meme nsfw content for. I mean beans are beans, but everybody likes a tiddy, especially a soapy one.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And tesseract. Don't forget about the tesseract.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Incoming titseract meme in 3... 2... 1...

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~~I mean I'm game (it can't be worse than beankkae...) but I apparently completely missed the tesseract meme.~~

Ohh, tesseract the front-end. No clue how to make porn of that one, I'm still just salty all my friends made the list and I didnt

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

idk, that seems a skill issue 😎

Jokes aside, its good to see familiar names on this little corner of the internet.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Aww come on what's a girl have to do to get censored around here?? I've been telling myself it's just because they were a fan and didn't wanna miss my posts.
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sigh.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I'd use the real thing but I'm not nearly flexible enough

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it'd be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.

And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I've ever done

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

... Okay that's one of the prettiest dildos I've ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I'm struggling with... like... why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?

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[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very curious about it's practical application, looks like those ridges could be kind of fun? Was it purely decorative art?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never gotten around to using it, especially since I'm far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I'm in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo

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[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yesterday sombody posted a POV meme about having to commute while their SO could be soaping up in the shower. People are now clowning on it.

[–] BrownSugarBits@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

link? or do you remember which instance/community and i'll go try and find it myself

[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

It wasn't anything explicit but this was the post that started it.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, I'm really impressed with Lemmy. It's like taking a step back in time where people actually interacted with each other even if it's dumb jokes or stupid pictures (which I put some of my own on here).

We should try to preserve what we enjoy what brought us here. It may be digg, gamefaqs, reddit, newsvine, or whatever faded into the past.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Initially I was kind of annoyed as I simply saw it as hornyposting, but holy shit this turned into something epic

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It was exactly what I was looking for and I hope it keeps growing.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Ok, hold on. Where do I find the soapy tiddies?

And they better be tiddies, and they better be soapy!! Not one or the other, BOTH!!

[–] bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm completely out of the loop what is everyone talking about?

[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

The current state. Duh. Get on board.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OneYeetyGuy@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's my favourite country singer!

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'll have you know, I showed my wife that original meme and she laughed. Then the next morning she was giggling, legs spread titties out.