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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anyone else find it odd that no one bats an eye when people refer to mushrooms as vegetables, but call a tomato a vegetable and a hundred pedants all show up to insist how smart they are at biological classification? Like, mushrooms aren't even plants, but next to no one has a problem with it

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Classified as a fruit but actually a lore vegetable.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

It was a fruit in the manga, but for some reason got retconned in the movie

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well that's enough Lemmy for today.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] the_wonderfool@piefed.social 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Mycography makes for some amazing images. Fungi are spectacular in their variety.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

Oh so that's how they get shiitake. Damn they kept that close to the chest.

[–] Oppopity@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

The original was from a 4chan thread back in like 2008

[–] Steve@startrek.website 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 6 days ago

Oh mycelium

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Curses 🤠

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Oh. Buddy no.

[–] 5ha99y@lemmus.org 1 points 4 days ago

I've learned that human feces is the best growing grounds for shrooms and they are a protected species in some places. So if you grow them you are not allowed to stop growing them. You are just not allowed to consume them but no one needs to see you consuming themXD

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can't tell what the first image is. Please explain for me.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's a toilet. Fungi are growing from the connection to the sewer.

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

Ohh now I can see it.

Fungi is a sign of healthy soil.