just realized the keyboard is upside down so my joke doesn't even make sense ๐
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2026
627 points (98.0% liked)
Programmer Humor
33577 readers
1868 users here now
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
Rules
- Keep content in english
- No advertisements
- Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
- If the mod doesn't find it funny, you're banned. Ha-ha!... For real: do not use the community for "statements". There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
It's low level backend programming
Must be Australian, too.
Could be worse - could be typing on someone's ass (the "back end").
How is that worse, depending on the person you're typing on, of course?
Gonna take quite a bit longer to finish the project that way...
Depends. I bet you could slap one of those rollable silicone keyboards on a flat ass with minimal loss of productivity as long as the ass haver is patient and good at lying still.
...is not a sentence I ever thought I'd type ๐
Give me 37.5 seconds max and I'll finish. Ez
Now this is a real backend developer.
Is this the move that makes the big booty?
One of the moves yes. Hip thrust.
If you do this, have your feet even, not like in the picture. Also, make sure your shoulders rest in the proper position against a thing that isn't going to move or fall at all. In fact, just go look up how up do it properly and not take advice from whatever this picture is.
Yeah no this diagram is fucking awful it's just the first one I came across.
Squats for your backend, those are clearly for legs.
You can just about make out it is engaging the butt too, it's just a poor angle.
As a gym rat with a fat ass, squats for your cheeks.
These make ya legs pop like Ms. Incredible
Hip thrusts are basically the targeted exercise for gluteus maximus.
You can do squats too, but you're gonna end up with big legs and core, too, depending on the type of squat.
Also squats are arguably a much more dangerous move if you fuck it up.
Sure, but hip thrusts do both too.
Gonna end my internet today on a good note with this post. Goodnight funny people in my phone
Always the right move.
I hope you are well rested
I am indeed
The office where I produce the most back end development output
I miss desks like that. They were strong af, made out of wood, felt nice, had space, and easy to clean on and under and around.
Python?
Ai generated developer pictures be like.
The humble full-stack developer:
They don't use their hands. They stick the keyboard up their backend and do kegel crunches.
To me this is reverse engineering
Not gonna lie - expected there to be more ass involved in "back end"
Do all backend developers have their vision moved back and to the right so they look over their own shoulder?
Yes, unfortunately they don't know how to fix their vision's css
I'm developing my backend at the gym
Need a poiuy keyboard.