I don’t know, he got Chuck Norris earlier this year.
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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And Hulk Hogan
Lindsay Graham
And Mitch "Weekend at Bernie's" McConnell
You wanna know the real reason?
It's cause there's FAR FAR more wonderful people in the world than shitty ones.
You're sitting here waiting for one of like 12 people to kick over, and there's about 8 billion other folks that are out there doing their best every day to make things better.
Odds are one of the good ones will kick it before one of the bad ones.
Also, stress is bad for the body and legitimately can worsen your health and lifespan. Shit people are less stressed cos they dgaf about the world
Only the good die young.
Just look at Dick Cheney.
Some war criminals last even longer.
1923-2023
May he rest in piss.
But the good don't only die young.
Juat look at Dolly Parton.
King of Norway today 😭
A natural death in your 80s, with tons of people mourning your loss, is winning. They've all won. When the names we're waiting for come, there will be celebrations and laughter. Enough people hate those names, Death just doesn't want to take that privilege of being the cause of celebration from someone else.
I mean, MAGA, like all fascist groups, is a death cult, so yeah. (╥﹏╥)