timeghost

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[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

There's a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor's goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we're being honest with ourselves here.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You don't understand, they were slammed.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Heat death any way you look.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Neat. How does this help me violate causality or skip over to a different planet? "Scientists discover we are trapped in an even deeper infinite fractal of hell from which there is no escape."

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recommend turning off the device completely when an ad starts. This not only works, but has improved my entire life.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Wait they were dragged? Not slammed? What is

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

These type of belief systems have a much quicker loophole: Get a buddy to threaten your life if you don't renounce your faith, refuse, he kills you, bam, instant martyr, off you go to heaven.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
  1. Why do you have an account on xhitter, the site where Ellmon Grosk generates pedo images?
[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nvidia drivers (I assume) cause random freezes requiring system reboot, maybe once or twice a week.

Tempered by the modern miracle that it runs windows games at all! I barely game on windows now except for a couple troublesome titles and the lack of wireless xbox controller support.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They definitely have. You have to jump through hoops to request and delete your data from some data broker. I had to do this, it was a massive report with no context and arbitrary statements like "hard braking" and "excessive acceleration". They sell the data to brokers who sell out to insurance companies to raise your rates based on these arbitrary reports.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I catch them in a glass and cover the top with a piece of cardboard then dump them outside. Spiders eat bugs. Go be free little guy!

 
 
 
 

He won't even buy him pants

 
 
 
 

Unlike the make-believe gorilla menace King Kong, Titano is real.

 
 

"the perfect murder"

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