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I really enjoyed this show!
Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn't as fun without it airing.
WHAT THE FUCK
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn't feel like looking for my copy lol
This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don't ask to sample your cocktails.
Ah, so that's why they're called cock-tails...
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No thanks I'm vegan.
/sj
If it is given with consent, it should be perfectly vegan
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
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A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
Oh... ಠ_ಠ
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Did someone say grimoire?
Probably planted by The Hero Himmel as a hint.
If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
FRIEREN NO!
One grimoire pls
FRIEREN
YESSSSSSSSSS
As many have guessed, the author's teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.
why is the cum black
They caramelized it first.
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
Microplastics, duh.
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I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
It helps if the witch is hot.
That's why they used to burn witches, people love hot witches, the hotter the better
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Tadaaaa!
Yalls don't need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
Gender swapped "Obsession". Should be fine, right?
...But I do deny them my- essence.
i like the big cartoony cum splorch
Any horny witches down to fuck?
So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?
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by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)
Be careful not to give conservatives more stupid arguments
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