From what I've gathered, this Morgan Wallen guy is a MAGA. So this tracks. It'll attract the same kind of people that were caught with their dicks out near the gymnasts at Trump's birthday carnival thing. My sympathy for the children.
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And that’s basically it!
NGL, when I first read the headline, I thought it was a deliberate part of Wallen's show 😁
The music already does that.

He's really been tapping into his GG Allin roots lately, I guess!
“The gentlemen behind us whipped his (genitals) out, started (urinating) all over my niece, my brother (and) myself,” he said in a video. “I am about ready to ... kill somebody.” Grevelding says his niece is 8 years old, and the suspect urinated on her back.
I'm sad this isn't an onion
We'd all like for him to have attacked the whizzer, but he's probably talking about blaming liberals or brown people for it instead
Morgan Cole Wallen is an American country pop singer from Sneedville, Tennessee.
Am I supposed to say, "Sneedville? That tracks." or something?
American country pop?! What in the redneck fuck is that?

Wife rock. It is maroon 5 with a slide guitar.
What it is is terrible.
When asked if he acted alone, police responded: "He had some help. It ain't like he can make this kind of mess all by himself."
(Joke. It's lyrics from a single Morgan Wallen and Post Malone did together.)
gg allin: nobody is original anymore
Who?