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[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 1 points 38 seconds ago

Once again no one cares about Stven, Jcob and Smantha

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 1 points 30 minutes ago (1 children)

What movie is that meme template from?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 minutes ago

The Pianist.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 23 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I have worked with JSON very often and do not know, what 'Stringify' is. Reading it for the first time. Does it... convert anything to strings?

Looked it up:

The JSON.stringify() Method

The JSON.stringify() method converts a JavaScript value into JSON text.

https://www.w3schools.com/js/js_json_stringify.asp

Okay JavaScript. Never worked with JS before.

Also, didn't knew web devs are considered 'software engineers' now. /j

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

it's funny seeing a gatekeeper talking about web devs not being a software engineer while also not knowing basic JavaScript

📽️

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 1 points 3 minutes ago

'/j' marks a joke

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Good thing you're not in front of a Soviet patrol then like the picture above.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 10 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

Huh, this made me realize all these years that I've been pronouncing it as "jay-sawn." Is it really pronounced like "Jason?"

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I've heard both. Personally, I will continue to pronounce it "Jay-Sawn" until I hear a damn good reason for why I should stop.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

What if I told you the guy that invented it is named Jason?

It’s probably not, but what if?

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 2 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

Damn, that's a good reason

[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 50 minutes ago

I say "Zhee-SOHN" to sound all fancy...until my coworkers start throwing stuff at me.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Im still saying json and you can't change my mind

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Dammit... Now I can't say it correctly

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago

"What does JWT stand for?"

"That's easy. JWT tokens are..."

"Shoot him."

[–] cmhe@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Json Carter

[–] molten_boron@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, I see where he went wrong. The correct answer was "JavaScript? Ew."

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

May I just say I love all your comments.

Nobody Doesn't Like Molten Boron™

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Also acceptable: JavaScript? Ok shoot me.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

He's a son of J. What else do you need to know?

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

JSON Statham

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

Ugh, terrible memory unlocked.

I asked someone a similar question in an interview once. They weren't doing well and I wanted to end on a positive at least. I asked them to make a dict in python and for extra credit, turn it into a string using whatever library or method they want.

This was not for a junior position.

5 minutes of for loop insanity later they disconnected crying. I always felt bad for that guy.

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Is casting it to str allowed?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

when i last did interviews we didn't do live coding, but chatted to applicants about things they liked about their preferred language (this was a consultancy position). people who actually like to program tend to have loads of opinions. juniors moreso. the less engaged people were with those questions, the worse the solution the their take-home task tended to be.

a friend of mine interviewed a candidate who apparently visibly froze after every question, like it was a quiz. turns out they were being fed answers from people off-screen and those people hadn't expected casual conversation. they were found out when they forgot to mute.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Haha I have also done an interview where the person had a friend in the room feeding them answers, though this one must have assumed his mic was worse than it was and didn't mute at all, so we could hear the mumbling of answers. To make it even funnier, though, their friend wouldn't have gotten hired either because none of their answers were good.

I kinda wanted to tell them they should find a smarter friend to help them cheat at interviews but instead just thanked them for their time and ended the interview.

Though tbh, I wasn't really impressed by any of the new grads from the schools we were looking at. Some of them made me wonder if they learned anything at all about software development during their time at school.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

I once had a candidate give the join link to the meeting out to several people (there were 3 unknown people in the call in addition to me and him). I immediately explained we can't do the interview with all these other people on the call and he proceeded to try and gaslight me that there were no other people in the call, like he honestly thought he had jedi mind truck powers.

I called over several coworkers to witness the clusterfuck, many lols were had.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Sounds like someone bullshitted their way through school to get a technical degree, not realizing that their bullshitting depended on the person they were bullshitting not being good or confident with technology, which gets rarer when you go into a technical career.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 5 hours ago

man, what i wouldn't give for mind truck powers.

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