Ill take an indica pre-roll thanks
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I gotchu, hope northern lights works for you because they just had that and purple kush
solid picks tbh
The collapse of western civilisation if its in stock. If not, grab some jelly beans please mate.
They're out but there's still a spot on the shelf. None in the back I'm afraid, I asked.
Stocked up on jelly beans tho
Its always a bit iffy if they have it. Thanks for checking mate.
Uhh yeah, get me some rope, duct tape, zip ties, garbage bags, skin lotion, fava beans, and a tank of propane please...
Done and done, I'll be by with the goods once I'm finished
Make sure to invite some billionaires over for dinner...
done and doner 🥙
can i get that fancy italian ham u know the one
Sorry, I haven't had ham in a decade. You'll have to be more specific
its italian
Gotcha, can do. I got two pounds because one is for wimps
which one??
The fancy italian one, pretty sure. Either that, or the deli worker was a fancy looking italian who gave me prosciutto. It all happened so fast I can't be positive.
no, which pound is for wimps
Oh, lefty.
death to capitalism!!
Pervert cancer
I'll see what I can do. That's probably in the first aid aisle, right? I am not asking for help
Meatball sub and an OG 4Loko please.
They didn't have a meatball sub but there was a sad looking deli turkey sandwich so I got you that to go with the four loko
Appreciate it, I’ll slather it in mayo and chase it with some Evil Eye chips I have at home.
Kitchen sink if they’ve got it
I gotchu, one single basin large sink coming up (the only acceptable configuration)
Could really use some torillas rn
Yo no problem. I got you some corn tortillas and some limes to elevate your taco night
Fuck yeah thanks g 😘
Can you get me some feet pics from the cashier?
I asked but he was embarrassed over what he called his "skank toe" and wouldn't let me snap a pic. Sorry!
yes, please
Instant noodles and whiskey? On it, boss.
A carton of milk. If they have eggs, get six
Got six cartons of milk for you, they had eggs.
Can you see if my dad is still there?
Yeah, he's still in the cigarette aisle. Looks like he's debating if he wants to try menthols
thanks, let him know I'm waiting for him to pick me up at little league
getting low KY and hot dogs.
get some treble hooks while you're at it.
Roger that! The only hot dogs I'm seeing are pre stuffed with questionable cheese though, hope those are okay
doesn't matter, not like we're eating the hot dogs.
A bagel?
They only had poppyseed and cinnamon raisin, so I got you the objectively correct choice, hope that's cool!