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[–] homes@piefed.world 53 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

5st Floor sounds like it could be fun

[–] Supercrunchy@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 5 points 3 weeks ago

5st Floor sounds like it could be fun

Ease you into the 8adDragon Floor.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  • 1st floor
  • 2st floor

  • 3st floor

  • 4st floor

  • 5st floor

[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bravo!!👏

Seriously top tier. 😂

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

wrong on so many levels

👏

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago

I'm disappointed there's no Groundst Floor.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Someone made the labels in excel.

Edit: my ass can't read post title.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've seen whole ass documents made in excel in my last workplace...office people gonna office.

[–] einklich@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

On every floor from 2st through 5st?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

3st floor is where all the thots live.

5st floor is where all the freaks live.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's that meetup happening exactly?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480

it's a kid friendly event. in-fact they prefer them as young as you can find them.

It's incomplete, it's missing the Groundst Floor

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The 4st floor is surprising. The grow lights and irrigation system is ingenious.

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's quite a contrast to the arid desertscape of the 3st floor.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's 3rd...

1rd

2rd

3rd

4rd...etc

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Onird

Twird

Third

Ford

Fird

Sird

Sevird

Eird

Nird...etc

[–] lepthesr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

You'll find me on the fifthst floor, bring the lube

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

If this was made in Excel, at least one of them would be a date.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thirsty floor. Where the dry sauna and gym are. Then they go drink a lot of water cause they're thirsty.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe 'st' is just an abbreviation for best or worst? So you press the button and the floor is aladeen.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thirst floor or threest floor... Whats the general concensist on pronunciation.

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago

For the 3nd issue,

Fif(th) Four(th) Thi(rd) Seco(nd) Fir(st)

Suggests 3st would be Thist, but i like thirst.

For the concensist action, I propose we spell it consensus. I'll leave that motion open for comment.

[–] straussbelial@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

So, those are the onest floor, the twest floor, the threest floor..