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[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

You can also put a cone on the hood! (or so I've heard)

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So you're saying the self driving cars are actually demons?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely they have daemons inside of them?

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago

Worse; they're soulless!

[–] Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Its not even a self driving car in the picture

Looks like a mid 2000s audi or vw

[–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh

Looks so tall like an audi a2

[–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Those "Nostrils" are the tell

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

chalk probably works better

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, you'd need a self-driving truckload of salt for that

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are people that believe this bullshit?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are people believing the earth is flat and vaccines cause autism.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

There are people who believe Donald Trump is looking out for them

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife's entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.

I am so smart 🤓