If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain't bug milk, it's bug juice.
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mmmm beetlejuice
Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.
Whose name, Beetlejuice?
what did you say his name was?
Nope!
(Chuck Testa)
no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it's cold soup.
it's cold bug soup
Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it's more of a stew
But when nuts do it then it's milk. The double standards of milk smh
I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.
It's a bug smoothie. It would be juice if they separated the pulp and squeezed it to remove all the liquid
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Bug juice!
A true life adventure!
Bug Juice!
Real kids, making friends, at summer camp.
I didn't even watch the show but this comment unlocked this memory.
That's your body healing, just continue doing it
Its the toxins coming out of you.
Classic carnivore advice
What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?
Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.
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Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.
/s if it wasn't blatantly obvious
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
Not necessarily.
What the....how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People....
Some people are mentally ill in a way people can at least vaguely grasp
Some people are mentally ill in a way where they inject their own cum into their spines. I'm feeling grateful for which mental illness I was given right now 😅
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Feels like an extension of the testosterone worshipping semen retaining nofap types. To quote Dr Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,… but I do deny them my essence.”
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WT...and I cannot emphasise this enough...F??
There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.
That, at least, is something of a relief.
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Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.
Oh no sweaty... Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle
Ah... I see the problem... Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn't. I guess it wasn't fermented enough... I'll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing
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These people vote.
who knows, mabye they're too busy with having diarrhea.
Can we just turn the internet off now?
So you know the thing where people type "lol" but they don't give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?
Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.
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A horrible day to have eyes
If it's good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?
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the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice
I will say I'm intrigued by this dietary idea but I'll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.
Wouldn't it then logically follow that it's more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?
Now I can already hear the sceptics "but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren't those dead?".
Fair point, let's ask the larvae.
Sceptics, ...heh makes me wonder,...septic tics? Anyone?
Healthy eating? More like health yeating.
Bug milk has all the essential nutrients you need to grow a strong carapace
Gotta be picky about your bugs and not use any of the poisonous ones.
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