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ah fuck, time to get paralyzed and give up I suppose. I'm never going to solve my problems in time.
Please tag this as nsfw/nsfl I am this close to crying
You are not running out of time, but having it done makes you have a good rest instead of procrastinating in fear. It's so much worth it and is very rewarding! So go on, buddy, make your tomorrow a little shinier ๐
Actually thank you, I'll do my fucking chores now
Yay, there you go!
Thanks for trying
Nah, I mean it
No point being harsh on yourself if it doesn't work anyway. Some people benefit from the OP kind of motivation. For others, it only makes things worse.
Ultimately, it's not you who should adapt to any slogan, it's the slogan that needs to adapt to you. I, personally, find gentler ways work way better for me. You might find some other way distinct from mine or OP's. Keep it about you!
There will be a time where I am more positive about myself and I promise to re-read your comments then
Thank you very much for your kind words
Don't you know that time is running out? There's no doubt that time is running out
All you have to do to counter this is start telling yourself it's already too late and let the despair take the load.
Can't be late to the party if you have arrive
IT'S AN EMERGENCY!! AAAAHHH
you fool, you absolute buffoon! these words can't hurt me! because i already tell them to myself 24/7 ๐ซ
I don't know who needs to hear this. There's a meteor coming.
I work in IT and hear this daily
Okay, emergency break! A full roll of toilet paper to clog up the shitter! Okay, I'm good now ...
Joke's on you, I already feel that way ๐