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A turd.
A sip of one of those bottles with a snake on really strong liquor. The moment it hit my tongue I knew I fucked up. Tasted like death and I had to run to the toilet because I had to instantly throw up. Was nauseous for an hour after. 0/10 experience would not recommend. I knew I should have known I fucked up when the owner of said bottle looked absolutely mortified when I took the sip haha.
Probably not the worst, but I once ate a massive spoonful of flour thinking it was icing sugar.
hair, sand, all sorts of medicines without capsules, fish bones, this flavor will stay with me for a long time🤢
A Jatz biscuit from a packet that was swarming with ants.
Recently? My cum probably.
Nah, this is the internet.
Malort
Tastes like turpentine and grapefruit juice. The former I've actually tried accidentally... dipped my paint brush in my cup of water and took a swig of the other cup. Somehow, the malort was worse. Learned recently that they make a barrel aged version that they claim is
dare we say, sippable
We do not.
At uni, the go-to liquor at our events was made from malört and we would have shots of it served up. The taste is awful and it sticks in your mouth, I hated every single one but I have never passed it up either.
Cauliflower. Just thinking about it to make this comment made me dry heave.
It gets easier past the esophagus
After a rough basketball injury put my tooth through my lip, I ended up with a mucal retention cyst on the inside of my lip a few days later. I was in the doctors waiting room, and it burst in my mouth. It was a thoroughly unpleasant experience, as I rushed to the bathroom to spit it out.
i assume you mean mucolcele, i used to get those.
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This thread's got me curious about what my dick would taste like.
this is how it starts
Yo mama's name (scnr)
Boiled down San Pedro cactus juice. Tasted like old, ultra concentrated bong water.
And I didn't even trip.
Fly in my coffee is up there.
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