It's autoeroticism.
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2026
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And into my car!
This kind of talk drives me nuts.
Having a steering wheel in your pants can't be comfortable.
Hop in, seatbelt on, lets go for a ride
Who me?
If your game, let's fucking go!
You win the Internet today.
I once sang "they call me big papa" at the perfect time, and we both rolled off the bed laughing. Fun sex is the best sex.
I once said 'no homo' while getting a blowjob from a dude, right as I was finishing.
Ever seen milk shoot outta someone's nose when they laugh?
That's horribley haliarious
It's one of my favorite sex stories. It was so fucking funny. It was his first time with a guy, and he fucking lost it
I can't imagine he enjoyed it that much lol I think if i nose shot a womans shot id probably hate it and laugh
Oh, man, he was down for like a solid minute, eyes watering, nose running (with multiple substances), hacking and coughing. It was fucking hilarious once I knew he was okay, and he laughs about it now lol
Haha ads. I love engaging with brands!
AAAAOOOW
Meow!
Relationship goals.
Hmm, seems ads have quite a different effect on me.
I miss their yellow dot matrix receipts