why make angrier version of gooses more angry.
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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Svånhøld
ø isn't a Swedish letter.
Sōrry
That's, like, your opinion, man.
Who removed the dead bodies of the poor souls tasked with putting the bags on the murder birds?
It never stops being weird that people think the IKEA names are just basically swedish chef speak (which doesn't sound like swedish at all).
FÅGELKONTROLLVÄSKA
IKEA VINGKLIPPT
Vingklippt is good :). Maybe also... ANDRUM or SKAMVRÅ?
ANDRUM sounds like it exists. I love SKAMVRÅ.
Fågelbehållare i guess? Idk my swedish isnt very good and i just use behållare usually cause its a very general word. Also people outside the nordics love å so its a win to use it in an ikea meme. Väska could also work for more variety? Fågelväska
As somewhat of a polyglot, it just occurred to me that swedish is a language I've never once considered as a language I know absolutely nothing about nor have ever considered studying.
Ehh its not that interesting grammar wise. Just check the phonology, you will be slightly horrified but other than that its a very generic isolating northern germanic language. Huge amounts of vocab from proto-germanic(duh), english and french. The grammar is basically a remix of english. I still think its good to learn if you live in sweden which is kinda hard nowadays actually cause even swedish youth thinks theyre better off with english which is kinda sad.
Anyone know why they're being restrained? Maybe relocated?
They're angry. That's all the information provided to us. Angry swans.
For the safety of themselves and society at large.
BIRDBAGG
IF you need a name for your metal band, Ikea is full of them
Now you've just made them angry.
Fuglpokr
Don’t try this at home; a swan could easily break a grown man’s arm. Or at least his glasses.
When I was seven, I broke my arm. For reasons I still don't understand, it looked like a normal arm with a lower case "u" in the middle of it. My doctor referred to it as a "swan neck" break. (He also called me a cry baby, which I don't think was fair.)
No actual swan was involved, but your sentiment often makes me think of that.
I've never had my arm broken by my glasses.
Mine don't have the spring-loaded flippy-outy bit, though.
No fucking way, for real? Like not gona lie, giving me mad urges to go fuck around and find out.
If he can reach them, sure.
What’s the deal with swans? I’ve heard of angry geese, I’ve even known a few people who received injuries from one, but not swans.
Survivor bias. Those attacked by swans don't live to tell the tale.
Take a stroll near a nesting swan and let me know how it goes for you…they may be pretty, but they are extremely defensive birds
Fucking dinosaurs
So was my rooster but he was cool. Granted, they can be awful.
They're basically much bigger geese