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[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Engineering is about trust. In all other and generally more formalized engineering disciplines, the actual job of an engineer is to provide confidence that something works. Software engineering may employ fewer people because the tools are better and make people much more productive, but until everyone else trusts the computer more, the job will exist.

If the world trusts AI over engineers then the fact that you don't have a job will be moot.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I predict that, within the year, AI will be doing 100% of the development work that isn't total and utter bullshit pain-in-the-ass complexity, layered on obfuscations, composed of needlessly complex bullshit.

That's right, within a year, AI will be doing .001% of programming tasks.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Can we just get it to attend meetings for us?

[–] hlqxz@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Bruh this cracked me up

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

ChatGPT is hilariously incompetent... but on a serious note, I still firmly reject tools like copilot outside demos and the like because they drastically reduce code quality for short term acceleration. That's a terrible trade-off in terms of cost.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbf I don't really wanna do ops work. I barely even wanna do DevOps. Let me just dev

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me too 😭
I don't want to "kubectl", I want to " make" 😭

[–] kittyrunningnoise@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

so write a Makefile that calls kubectl!

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"look i registered my own domain name all by myself!"

the domain: "localhost"

Wow, these new TLDs are terrible! ICANN has really lost it this time!