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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which one of you CUNTS censored the word "boobs"?

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 203 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shush, there are americans here, they can't hear naughty words

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

We're not all gits here. Some of us occasionally let loose the uncouth "oh fudge". I even say "heck" when it's necessary

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.

If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.

It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Birbs and borbs are just types of birds, on the rounder end of the spectrum. Even the Audubon society agrees.

Anyway, some might disagree whether a great tit qualifies as a borb. Most would say that a blue footed booby does not qualify as a borb.

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everyone knows birds aren't real 🙄

Even if they are fake tits I still like to look at them.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 14 points 2 days ago

got they ass

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Consider me enraged... I mean, engaged.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 1 day ago

congrats! when's the wedding?

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Won't you think about all those poor advertisers!

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Idk how can you be sure?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"I mean yeah there's some discolouration by the areolas, but why are they covered in spit and you're pinching a nipple" - mom

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well which one of the gentlmen in the rest of the photo is responsible?

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

All of them, I think

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[–] debil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, what's the equivalent follow-up for an erect penis pic? Asking for a friend.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does this mole look like melanoma?

[–] debil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What mole? Can you send me a closeup?

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, nevermind, I just spilled some chocolate.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Mine was probably something like

 apt-get install emacs 
 
 Oops wrong window!
[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

sigh

All I'm seeing is *******

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

Looks

ran the password as a terminal command...

[–] marighost@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago

I've hit a friend with sudo pacman -Syu before...

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You spelled vim wrong /s

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”

We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you a collective hive mind or something?

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This yeah ⬆️

[–] themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

DID or academic brainrot, call it

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Does this look infected?"

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 days ago

"no, that looks like a buttplug connected to a car battery..."

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Could work. Unless it's clearly both not infected and you are posing suspiciously

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

"Does this look like Herpes to you?"

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Accidentally sent a meme/joke about bdsm to my entire family group chat (parents, siblings, in-laws) instead of directly to my wife XD

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't remember 😅

It was pretty tame, but I definitely intended to send it to only my wife

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[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 13 points 2 days ago

I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.

That is a a common problem in these big corpos.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago

Hey it's me, your mum

Damn good recovery.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Did this but worse to someone I wasn't interested in. It basically killed the friendship and it was entirely my fault because I was drunk.

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