Does it count if I passed out blackout drunk?
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Look at this guy (or gal), getting blackout drunk with their pants still on.
On east coast, guy is gender neutral.
It's gender neutral in some contexts, but not all. If you said you made out with 5 guys last night that would imply men, not people.
That would imply a burger.
On the West Coast, guys is gender neutral, guy is not.
Still on when they pass out, no guarantees they'll still be there when they wake up ...
What amazes me is people who can miss the bed. No matter how drunk I get, I wake up in bed, not on the floor.
You have nice friends that pound your butt in the comfort of a bed
Was gonna say, with enough booze all things are possible.
If you can't fall asleep in jeans you haven't reach rock bottom levels of tired yet.
I used to think sleeping in jeans was way out there. Then I had kids. These days, I could fall asleep in a beekeeper's outfit with Carharts underneath.
So the serial killers that are really good eventually fall asleep in jeans and then stop being serial killers?
sleeping is the only time when they arnt killing.
As others have pointed out, I think you’re just purchasing uncomfortable jeans.
I've never heard this before. I'll give it a shot and report back on my true power
Please only target the rich while you are doing your serial killing
Let's hope I fall asleep in jeans so I don't have to try out killing
This is targeted harassment at me, and I will not accept it
You were the first person to come to mind when I saw it. In fact, I had to look twice to confirm it wasn't you who posted it.
My girlfriend's younger brother sleeps on top of the covers fully clothed with boots on, every night...there are many signs that point towards neurodivergence but this one stands out lol
The smell…
I mean he showers and changes clothes and such but still
If I'm in a bed I can't, if I'm not in a bed I can.
Idk it's a weird disconnect.
Pretty much anyone can sleep in jeans?
Just a matter of being drunk enough.
I guess its a bit more of a challenge if you dont own jeans
Just find somebody else who's drunk enough.
That was my thought, have these folks never blacked out in a bush before?
My autistic ass would cry if I tried to sleep in jeans. Jeans are the devils material and I own none because they set off my brains internal shriek meter in half seconds.
Used to do it all the time when I lived with roommates. They would come knocking at my room any hour for anything and I just stopped caring to go into sleeping clothes. I think that only stopped in summer when switched to shorts.
Hey pal if you’re working 16hr days on a fire camp in the middle of nowhere Nevada, pajamas aren’t exactly practical. Also, somehow it goes from 110°F during day to 30°F at night so forget sleeping in only underwear.
I knew a few guys who’d not only wear jeans but wear them beneath their nomex (fire resistant cargo pants) to stay warm at night. Honestly during the day you just wear nomex because they’re more breathable than jeans anyway, so in a way the jeans were only worn for sleep once the supply tent got set up
They can't save us. Not enough of them.
Depends on the jeans. I got a pair that are very soft and light, I sleep in them when it's cold. I have other pairs that are thick "work jeans" and yeah it'd be unpleasant to sleep in them.
Should I contact the authorities?
Why is it I'm always finding out I'm the weird one through memes? First I found out nobody eats hulls of edamame, now I find out sleeping in jeans is weird. Next y'all gunna tell me you dont wax your inner ears.
nobody eats hulls of edamame
do you eat the peels on oranges?
I guess, perhaps, it's like snap peas if you eat them whole?
Piths are notoriously bitter. Pea hulls just taste like more plant.
just trying to map out the decision space. I've accidently chewed edamame and spat it out because of the texture (furry, yikes)
Are you the serial killer irl?
Salt and pepper single
What about people who work out in jeans?
People who survived the 90s denims trend: "You merely adopted the darkness. I was born in it, molded by it"
is op's pic from some shadow of the colossus type game? i love it
What if wearing any clothing at all is too restrictive too sleep well?
Sleep all naked and no blanket, with a hat on.
Is this weird?