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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 115 points 1 week ago (17 children)

part of me doesn't like telling people how big, because i want them to want to fuck me for me. but its big, and i find it really funny being bigger than people who care way too much about that.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Now let's see how you handle it!

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Un grande¡

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 38 points 1 week ago

How about wanting to fuck you because my mommy never loved me is that okay

[–] pootzapie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This text should be on a shirt lol, awesome

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i never gave a shit about my dick size (perhaps a sign?) but apparently vaginoplasty works better the bigger it is :/

[–] TheTux@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Source? Because big if true

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

iirc, penile inversion vaginoplasty (which i think is the most common technique of vaginoplasty?) takes penile tissue to create a neovagina. so, the more penile tissue you have, the better your results are likely to be.

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel the same way about circumcision as I do about surgery, sounds owchie owwie.

Can phallo create a foreskin? If so, I wonder if there's ever been a peculiar Jewish trans man who got phallo, got it with a foreskin, and then went through with circumcision. Just the right Venn diagram of trans status and idiosyncratic religious beliefs.

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[–] TheFresh16@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The more tissue there is, the more depth that can ultimately be created per standard penile inversion. I know a handful of women who have gone through the process, those with smaller initial material ultimately went for zero-depth vaginoplasties because creating a sufficient vaginal canal would require a more involved surgery. Fortunately the ones who received the zero-depth are both lesbians so penetration wasn't as significant of a desire for them as just getting rid of the nope rope.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Conservatives are obsessed about what's in other people's pants.

They're so sexually repressed they take it out on everybody else. If they were allowed to be kinky without shame, we wouldn't be here

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

NGL I always wonder how big it is too, it wouldn't make any difference if I wanted to fuck you or not, but I still wonder.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 54 points 1 week ago

Americans: Alright, keep your secrets

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

shewhgzgcgfgcua

the question wasn't even directed at u!!!

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, but there might be lesbian size queens reading.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm totally not interested or anything!!!!

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It wasn't but I also wanted to know how big theirs was so they saved me the trouble of asking.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Be still my beating heart.

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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When I wonder stuff like that I end up saying "You know what, it's their business if they cut it or kept it"

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It would be hilarious to cut it off and keep it in a "pickle jar".

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not gunna lie that would get my attention. Wanna see my dick? Pulls out a pickle jar.

LMFAO

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I had a partner that kept their testes in a jar after her orchiectomy. Very good ice breaker lmao

Since the penile tissue is typically used for bottom surgey, it wouldnt really be possible to "keep" like that. Its more of a rearrangement than a cutting off.

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Oh sure its none on my business at all which is why I never ask. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't wonder or I wouldn't look if offered.

I feel like the only time it would be my business at all is if they were a romantic partner but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have to wonder if that were the case.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I honestly don't wonder, even if I'm interested in somebody. Am I weird?

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[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago

Inaccurate, they usually say something way more gross, usually something that is very revealing about only them

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 9 points 1 week ago

Every fucking time

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I used to game with this tgirl a lot. We were really close and the amount of people that would ask me about what was in her pants was annoying. Like no one would ask her directly, it was always me. I think people sometimes assumed we were together even though she had zero interest in me but that makes it even weirder.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's always disheartening to hear what these creeps say behind our backs. Still, I'd rather hear about it than be kept in the dark. Thank you for sharing.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know what they say about big hands.

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

That people with big hands have massive tits?

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