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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 116 points 4 months ago (17 children)

part of me doesn't like telling people how big, because i want them to want to fuck me for me. but its big, and i find it really funny being bigger than people who care way too much about that.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

Now let's see how you handle it!

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Un grande¡

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 38 points 4 months ago

How about wanting to fuck you because my mommy never loved me is that okay

[–] pootzapie@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This text should be on a shirt lol, awesome

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[–] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

I mean you did comment this on the internet but good job you’re nonchalant and chill about it etc

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i never gave a shit about my dick size (perhaps a sign?) but apparently vaginoplasty works better the bigger it is :/

[–] TheTux@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Source? Because big if true

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

iirc, penile inversion vaginoplasty (which i think is the most common technique of vaginoplasty?) takes penile tissue to create a neovagina. so, the more penile tissue you have, the better your results are likely to be.

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel the same way about circumcision as I do about surgery, sounds owchie owwie.

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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Conservatives are obsessed about what's in other people's pants.

They're so sexually repressed they take it out on everybody else. If they were allowed to be kinky without shame, we wouldn't be here

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

NGL I always wonder how big it is too, it wouldn't make any difference if I wanted to fuck you or not, but I still wonder.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 54 points 4 months ago

Americans: Alright, keep your secrets

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

shewhgzgcgfgcua

the question wasn't even directed at u!!!

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes, but there might be lesbian size queens reading.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm totally not interested or anything!!!!

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't but I also wanted to know how big theirs was so they saved me the trouble of asking.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Be still my beating heart.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm disappointed you didn't take this opportunity to express its size as 2 dickimeters.

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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When I wonder stuff like that I end up saying "You know what, it's their business if they cut it or kept it"

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It would be hilarious to cut it off and keep it in a "pickle jar".

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not gunna lie that would get my attention. Wanna see my dick? Pulls out a pickle jar.

LMFAO

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Oh sure its none on my business at all which is why I never ask. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't wonder or I wouldn't look if offered.

I feel like the only time it would be my business at all is if they were a romantic partner but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have to wonder if that were the case.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I honestly don't wonder, even if I'm interested in somebody. Am I weird?

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[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 13 points 4 months ago

Inaccurate, they usually say something way more gross, usually something that is very revealing about only them

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 9 points 4 months ago

Every fucking time

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I used to game with this tgirl a lot. We were really close and the amount of people that would ask me about what was in her pants was annoying. Like no one would ask her directly, it was always me. I think people sometimes assumed we were together even though she had zero interest in me but that makes it even weirder.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's always disheartening to hear what these creeps say behind our backs. Still, I'd rather hear about it than be kept in the dark. Thank you for sharing.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You know what they say about big hands.

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

That people with big hands have massive tits?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I like this more :3

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