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[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

If only Susan in Real Genius had had a Marlboro Man named Dick Hammer.

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On October 18, 1999, Hammer died in Long Beach from lung cancer at the age of 69

[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I completely missed that

[–] piconaut@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

Slab Bulkhead

Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fun fact: his wife's name was Vagina Screwdriver.