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[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

If only Susan in Real Genius had had a Marlboro Man named Dick Hammer.