Mornin', YarraByte!
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Woke up early. Taking advantage of new job flexibility to head into work early to finish early! Bring on the weekend at 2pm please
Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye ๐ I don't think it's pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn't pink or red, just swollen.
Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol
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Amputation is obviously required. You are probably now short enough to refrigerate.
If I could get it removed, you best believe I'll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I'll leave around in places and when partner finds it I'll say
"I'm always watching"
It's like a bingo barrel.
easy, just put cup over the eye!
that is seriously the most potent fart in history
good luck with blood test ๐ค
They never wiped their arse properly so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Did he do that after watching Knocked Up, or had he not seen Knocked Up to be warned of what would happen?
They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol
I can laugh about it now, because it's wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection
Beep Beep ๐
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Spaghetti bologna please
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tea, toast, marmalade and sleep please
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Thank you chef.
Something sticky, please.
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Can we fast-forward to 4:30pm today? Thanks
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Oh please no. This is my last day off before I go back to work tomorrow, if there is any fast-forwarding today please do this on an individual basis!
i really do think I will spend more time bed ๐คง๐คข๐ค
I am not that person, I wake with the sunrise, get out of bed unless I am way laid, and I like it
but i stay up and have poor anxious sleep so force myself to go back to sleep again
Back on the bike to work today. It has been a while and gotten so much colder since last ride so I'm using public transport whilst it's still free. If I don't get back on the bike now I won't until Spring.
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Day goes well thus far
federal government internet services are not running properly today because they are doing updates
The man brought home these ugly cake plates. I'm gonna eat lamingtons and Vegemite sandwiches off them while reading Possum Magic. Not today. Today is beer day.
they truly are hideous , the blue is ok
they might make good xmas gifts
I quite like the design of the lyrebird.
med appts made for allergy tests and mammogram, these are urgent/important, both i'm worried about yet i know it's for the good
now for legal stuff appts
I'm making bread because i want to eat something delicious that isn't going to hurt me
What a glorious morning for a bike ride! Just a shame about the lack of dogs spotted on said ride!
A bit cold this morning but the ride home is shaping up to be lovely
mental health beach walk, just a little walk , the sun is so lovely
kodi playlists got me biting keyboards
Weekend has officially begun ๐๐
Cheers to that ๐ป
Attn Spin... Pickle twisters are at Woolies.
Would tag you but Jerboa sucks and I don't know how to make it work.
@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone there's a message for you from @Eagle@aussie.zone
@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone there's a message relayed via @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone regarding pickle twisties originating from @Eagle@aussie.zone
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If you're looking for a doco on porridge competitions The Golden Spurtle on Netflix is your show. 5/5 for entertainment.
*A golden spurtle is a spurtle that is golden that has its own suitcase. Not my words
**Porridge must be stirred clockwise or the devil might come out. Also not my words
Not even joking but that is right up my alley. I will watch either tonight or this weekend and report back
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The clockwise bit is for the northern hemisphere. Like bathwater, it goes the other way south of the equator.
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