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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

*However, as the company had gone into liquidation and was unable to pay, it was ordered to pay a nominal fine of £1. *

[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That encourages companies to go into liquidation if they anticipate incurring a substantial legal liability relative to their size.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, we should start holding the people in senior management actually responsible

Suing a company makes no sense: it’s like suing the car after an accident instead of the driver

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is the entire idea of the corporation, the people that own it are blameless, only the corporation is liable, and they can just dip out like this. They should have to put up a bond or something if we're going to keep it like this. But we are going to keep it like this and then make it worse so that's where we are.

[–] VAK@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats on financial obligations, not criminal negligence of safety

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're very rarely charged corporations criminally anymore though, most all of them are allowed to come to a settlement without admitting fault, which was supposed to be meant for kids tonight get their lives ruined with the criminal record.

[–] VAK@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah, American justice system is a joke of, by and for its people

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Please don't manifest "suing a car" into my 2027 bingo card

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can't sue a corporation but can sue your money (?!)

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

This is like that meme about repeatedly replacing the family pet

Sounds like youre feeding orphans to the orphan crushing machine

[–] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Doesn't beat South Africa selling an oil refinery for R1 (0.06 dollers)

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

“We take these failures seriously and will hold those to account who fail to keep their workers and other people safe.”

... I know a great article that proves otherwise.

[–] a4ng3l@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

With some luck under that jurisdiction’s law that serves as a recognition of guilt / fault and opens way for further litigation against former owners?

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago

"And let that be a lesson to you!"