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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 129 points 1 week ago (5 children)

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A ring called 'irreversible and catastrophic environmental damage'.

(Not just climate change, either -- though that's a big part of it. Also everything from microplastics to overfishing.)

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

PFAS is gonna fuck us, but simultaneously is super useful. Not much modern indoor plumbing works without ptfe paste/tape somewhere.

I wonder if it’s one of the great filters.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

“Global Ecological Collapse” was the phrase used when I was studying biology 15 years ago.

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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 81 points 1 week ago (22 children)

I’m so fucking tired, bros.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Stop paying attention so much. Like, don't stick your head in the sand, but take a break from news for a while.

I went on a cruise last year and the news detox was absolutely amazing for my mental health. Someone read a headline about Trump doing something stupid and I was like, who cares? There's literally nothing we can do about it, especially from the middle of the Mediterranean.

And when I got home, I realized it's the same here. I feel like I need to know what's going on in the world, but if I can't make a difference, why would I bring more stress into my life? I just come out feeling worse, for humanity, for my own inaction, for the futility of goodness.

You don't need to know the intricacies of geopolitics, the price of oil, if the Strait is open, or even who the president is to have a positive effect on your community.

Go for a walk and meet your neighbors. Some might be shitheads but you'll be a better person for getting to know them.

Volunteer work can also reignite your pilot light of hope. I worked at a shelter and the other volunteers showed me the goodness in humanity.

There's still a lot of good out there. Don't let the news convince you it's a lost cause.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 week ago

It’s not just the news. Every fucking thing is a grift scam. Can’t go buy some bread without wondering if the company sold out and cut corners since the last time you bought that exact brand. Can’t trust cvs won’t replace the doctors with some idiots who will tell you to drink water to clear an infection because they don’t believe in antibiotics. Every fucking time i walk out of my house some fucking American grifting piece of shit is trying to ruin my day and rip me the fuck off.

And I carry that suspicion now with everyone I meet to protect myself. Because 70% of this fucking country is nothing but loser cheating pieces of shit who learned to lie cheat and steal from the “leader” they vote and work for.

Oh and every fucking thing is made from the cheapest shittiest Chinese supplier these grifting losers can find. Just replacing our country with cheap shitty plastic that doesn’t even fulfill its intended purpose. I hate everyone!

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[–] axh@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I miss the good old days when people were worried because some long dead calendar maker, didn't bother to prepare the calendar a few hundred years in advance.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They were pretty accurate about when the world would end. It's just been a slow, gradual end since then.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe that calendar wasn't the end of the world, just when the end started.

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[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

only "ai takeover" that is going to happen is mass surveillance so billionaires can control us better, if we let them.

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

we're gonna let them

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My profession has already largely disappeared thanks to AI. I’m not alone, either. Thousands of people are getting laid off each week. The surveillance is a fringe benefit compared to the savings that billionaires can achieve by replacing humans with machines.

It should be our savings, btw. Workers built every last bit of tech that is enabling this, billionaires just stole it.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Personally, I think the real target is ownership of cyberspace/ computing as a whole, with the workforce cuts and the surveillance as fringe benefits/ part of the world domination plan.

Buy out all the processors and memory for a couple years, and all the retail market will be left with is net books and phones that are essentially e-readers. No more saving your files on your computer or downloading programs, everything becomes cloud/ web based and they have access to it all.

Just as important as AI tracking our every move physically, it will be tracking everything we see and do digitally.

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[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, you can forget all of those things. Just get up now and go outside. Take everything in. Because soon it will never be like that ever again. Climate change is going to destroy so much.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yup. If the infinite growth machine can't make a profit fixing climate change, it simply won't be fixed.

No amount of home recycling, power saving, water reduction, etc. you can do will offset the pollution generated by companies in the pursuit of money.

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Environmental collapse laughs.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just wait until we hit the ocean acidification tipping point where it becomes chemically impossible for certain tiny creatures at the base of the food chain to form calcium-based hard shells.

The whole ocean won't hit that point all at the same time, but once we get close, it will happen very rapidly, affecting most of the oceans in the world within a few years. Entire ocean ecosystems will rapidly collapse when the bottom of the food chain falls out from under them. Already-strained fisheries will suddenly run completely out of fish, quickly driving the last few populations to extinction. But that's only the tip of the iceberg for our problems. Those tiny organisms have a profound impact on the entire world's climate and weather patterns, as well as being a huge part of the carbon cycle. When the oceans die, the effects felt on land will be extreme. And it will drastically accelerate carbon accumulation and climate change -- those calcium-based hard shells are calcium carbonate, which incorporate carbon and often end up sequestering it on the sea floor when the creature dies, where it could stay locked away for millions to billions of years. Without them removing carbon from circulation, climate change will get far worse and accelerate much faster (which, in turn, makes ocean acidification worse, so there's no going back once we hit that tipping point).

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[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago
[–] Zink@programming.dev 32 points 1 week ago

At this point I'm just trying to enjoy what I can in my immediate surroundings. When I am outside tending to my critters, I often wonder if today will be the day the sky is filled with a blinding light from the south then a very chaotic and consequential minute or two after that.

But deep down that is probably a fantasy. The world is not that exciting. Instead we get to slowly watch how many people the billionaires can starve as long as we still have a working internet.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Don't forget climate collapse!

[–] Ringtail@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago

The forgotten stove backburner is still on, but we left the house

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[–] Retiredtoflorida@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about and environmental and economic collapse caused by ai, while fighting WW3, leaving us helpless to combat the next pandemic.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Polycrisis! I CHOOSE YOU!!

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Never hurts to have extra food and water...and toilet paper

[–] Emi@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't need to worry about toilet paper when you have bidet.

[–] Benign@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You seem awefully sure about your water supply

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[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] prex@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Old mate: I mean just look at it.

Me: What?

Old mate: This. All of it. A billion miles of sterile space and billion dead years either side of our miraculous existence and here you are bitching about your little problems. The sun will wipe this lot clean soon enough. Get over yourself.

Me: Um, sorry mate. You OK?

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[–] fucmm@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

All of the above unfortunately

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm not worried about a pandemic. If scientific experts with no connections to the Republican party say the Hanta virus is low risk to spread, then I trust them.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

Oh... thanks...

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

That's pretty much implied by WW3.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Definitely all of the above.

AI takeover causes economic collapse. Economic collapse causes WW3. WW3 causes another pandemic. (And, meanwhile, climate change is slowly destroying the environment, accelerating the economic collapse, worsening the pandemic, and being accelerated by AI and WW3.)

Yep, we're already last the tipping point. Enjoy what ya got while it still exists because we are fucked

[–] yilian@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

This is why I cry all the time.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

in trek, over 600million people died in a nuclear holcaust of ww3.

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AI will fight WWIII while causing the economic collapse and giving you really bad medical advice that creates the next and last pandemic. The final frontier. Just as God intended.

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Ever since 2022 the jack-in-a-box music has been playing and Jack sure is taking his sweet fucking time.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

None of the above. Living in ignorance of things you can't fix anyway is comfy

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