So - we approve of dating profile pictures holding up fish?
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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“Put the money in the bag, sucker.”
I was gonna make a similar joke but your pic is better
Sure, who cares.
Why wouldn't we?
People who think the end of civilization as we know it isn't around the corner
me: nothx
People who know the end is near but have no idea what to do and are panicking
me: nothx
People who are preparing for the end of civilization as we know it with and
me: nothx
Someone who has fully embraced we're living in Kali Yuga and just wings what being a good person is one step at a time
me: Marry me.
For anyone wondering, Kali Yuga began 5,127 years ago and has 426,873 years left as of 2026. And yes, it's the worst cycle. I think we can all agree on that.
Now you're just flirting.
That's just pillow talk, baby
quit playing games
Turn around 🎶 bright eyes
Edit: that's all I've got. I don't know where I'm going anymore
eeeeeEERRY NAWAN DENN EYE-FALLAH PAHHH!!! 🥁🎵
And I need you now tonight... 🎶
I fuckin' need you more than ever... 🎼
And if you keep shitposting so tight... 🎶
This weirdo will keep replyyying forever... 🎵
Oh man, I've never been on a forum date before. Ok be cool be cool
So uh commenting sure is great right?
Ok ok that was good. Good start. Let's see how it goes.
Wait, you're on a forum date?
nice.
So umm... I don't know what people do on dates nowadays but in my experience from back in the day when I was a real Dong JoAnne they just doom scrolled until I left their field of view or got near security personnel and then pointed goodbye at me.
I guess they got a little intimid-
👮< Excuse me, is this terminally online attention fiend bothering you?)
👮🏻♂️< We got a few calls.. )
"Reports are coming in!"
Well idk about you but I had a blast.
points goodbye
Good time! Waves
Cycle of whaaaat?
Yugas, world ages. Kali is god/deity that represents chaos, or is often considered the personification of sin. He's also associated with suffering.
Kali Yuga: age of chaos, age of suffering, age of conflict.
It's sometimes brought up in incredibly fascinating contexts, and is sometimes used by religious leaders as a way to motivate people to do the bare minimum. Like, if the world is currently full of chaos, suffering, and conflict, then consider how much more meaningful it would be for you to share the fruit that grows on your tree instead of praying for the gods to harm your neighbors. It's a great way to heap on praise for people who are only driven by their own ego.
More often, though, it's used as a thought-terminating argument by your family members when they realize that they can't defend their choices and are unwilling to admit that they've ever been wrong about anything.
I've only ever seen "Kali Yuga" be mentioned by nazis before.
If you've only seen swastikas on them too, it speaks more of your lack of awareness about indian/protoindoeuropean mythos than it does about Kali Yuga.
So when you see an eagle in nature do you also accuse them of fascism?
Send me videos of you doing that, but naked
We will have food for like 5mins.. but it will be pretty tasty.
Now this is my type 💯
is this really a shit post though? it is like a good post that really don't encite anger and it totaly makes sense. I am so confused. was ist das?
Better?
