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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

2013: “Hahaha, wait, is this real? I mean, I think it’s just a joke but… could it be real?”

2023: “Buy SlenderCrypto, because nothing is sacred anymore, not even your nightmares.”

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago

"i bet 30 GenocideCash on america bombing a boy's school in Iran this week"
"oh for fuck's sake they bombed a girl's school, so close!"

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

You’re just older now.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"I've come for your pickle" --Slenderman

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

there were a couple of teenage girls that tried to summon him by killing thier schoolmates.

Ruining it for the rest of us forever.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

I vaguely remember talking to my parents in 2013 about Slenderman xD. Somehow conjured the idea that I saw him in the woods lmao