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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 172 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

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These are angle brackets

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These are Canadian Aboriginal Syntax Blocks

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 77 points 1 month ago

Most compilers tell you what's up these days, but

;

Greek question mark

;

Semicolon

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

mm our font renders them basically the same hehe

screenshot:

[–] Warehouse@piefed.ca 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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It looks like this for me. Granted I'm on Piefed so that's probably part of the reason.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Mines like yours too.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

That's the classic Japanese font also used in many Nintendo games like Wii sports, right?

[–] d_k_bo@feddit.org 23 points 1 month ago

Yes, upper case angle brackets.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Corporate needs you to find....

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

There's room for my mom and your mom in programming.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 140 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Unicode truly is amazing.

Like that fake apple site that uses the Cyrillic A instead of the Latin A.

Or the Greek question mark being a different code to Latin question marks.

[–] gkaklas@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Greek-Latin question marks

Actually the Greek question mark (;) looks like the Latin semi-colon (;)!

Last time I looked it up I think I found they are the same characters, and I tried compiling C with a Greek question mark instead of a semi-colon and it compiled fine! But I'm curious if it was because of something else, like my computer's keyboard layout, or the compiler simply being able to handle them 🤔

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something somewhere was definitely doing the conversion for you, but it could have been your editor, the compiler or something in between like a C preprocessor directive getting loaded in by your configuration.

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd be pissed if it was my editor. A compiler used on a global scale would make sense.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, I would absolutely want my compiler to error out hard on characters that are not allowed per the standard.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In C and C++, the source character set is implementation defined. This means that each compiler sets its own rules about what characters are accepted. For example compilers could choose to accept ASCII or EBCDIC or Unicode, or some combination, etc.

So the ISO standard will say that ; character is the end of statement punctuation. But it is up to the compiler to say which character(s) or code point(s) represent the ISO ;.

The ISO standards also require compilers to define a separate execution character set to specify values that can be stored in char and used with the string library functions. The execution character set doesn't have to be the same as the source character set.

Edit: I should also mention that the rules for this stuff are changing a lot in ISO C23 and C++23. (Which standards I haven't yet personally adopted.) Basically the ISO 23 standards mandate compilers to support UTF-8 source files, and they map every source character in the ISO standard to its corresponding Unicode character.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mhh today I learned. That's wild. I would have thought that any sane person would allow only 7-bit ASCII for the source code, and forward-compatible character sets in strings (every standard iteration being allowed to add characters, but not remove them).

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At the time that C was designed, ASCII was not a universal standard. It was one encoding competing with other encodings.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ok that's a fair point I had overlooked. Thanks for explaining.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, does C read like valley girl speech in Greek?

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Shit - the next five weeks I'll read C++ lines in upspeak in my head :(

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 122 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified.

[–] obelisk_complex@piefed.ca 82 points 1 month ago

"Both" is also acceptable.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago
[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 month ago

My old job legitimately did this in C++ with a Perl script because we had to be able to build on some weird, old systems and couldn't use C++ templates.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] einkorn@feddit.org 48 points 1 month ago

They were too preoccupied with whether they could instead of asking whether they should.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder if you could write a valid program in two different languages using this technique.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can do it with any language where whitespace doesn't matter and Whitespace

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's what I use to show people the exact message I sent before. It gets around any app that doesn't let you send blank messages. I have it saved on my clipboard for this

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely, that's a polyglot file

[–] vrek@programming.dev 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not quite this exact case but I love showing people https://github.com/mame/quine-relay

It has 128 languages, it starts with ruby which prints out its own source code in Scala, then the Scala program executes to generate the next source code, repeat for 128 languages and eventually returns to the original ruby code.

For extra fun, look at the source code on a large monitor.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

amazing! it's great to see that is still being maintained after so many years.

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago

I had to start reading that three times over, because I saw they mentioned "Canadian" and just assumed the angle brackets are a joke in reference to the Canadians in South Park:

Drawn characters with angles for their mouths.

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 month ago

Uncaffeinated needs Lisp in their life. The programming language doesn't have a feature you need? Implement it yourself 👍

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Things to remember if you ever enter an obfuscated code competition.

[–] poopsmith@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The OOP goons eventually won and Go added generics a few years back.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago

Generics aren't really OOP, OOP tends to use run time dynamic dispatch through inheritance. Generics come from functional programming type constructors.

[–] Corbin@programming.dev 23 points 1 month ago

You're thinking of architecture astronauts when talking about generics. The biggest win of the object-oriented folks was to get a garbage collector included by default; compare and contrast with Rust, which ended up not having garbage collection.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

You make that sound like a bad thing

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doesn't go actually have generics?

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

Didn't have them nine years ago. Let alone three (?).

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That’s the problem with the internet, it has no memory.

[–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Imagine reinventing preprocessor macros in go...