The style and errors almost makes me think it was written by Trump himself.
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"And by the way before I kill myself my last wish is to proclaim that I do not know donald j. trump and also he deserves a big beautiful ballroom. Thank you for your attention to this matter".
Hmm. Sounds like something you'd leave in the cell of the guy you just hustled out of jail to convince the general public that he'd really killed himself.
Obviously they did find stuff and Epstein was pretty proud and blatant regarding all the shit he did.
...where's the note!? What did it say!? FFS!
“They investigated me for month -- found nothing!!!” said the short note, which is hard to decipher in some places. “It is a treat to be able to choose” the “time to say goodbye,” the note continues. “Watcha want me to do -- Bust out cryin!!”
”NO FUN,” the note concludes, with those words underlined. “NOT WORTH IT!!”
OP posted it. The image is online as well, but its really hard to read.

Also not certified to be written by Epstein
Tartaglione was transferred out after Epstein claimed he was trying to extort him with violence. From what I read previously, for some reason none of the reporting I've read now has mentioned that part.