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[–] Beth@piefed.social 127 points 5 months ago

It’s punching up.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 117 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Rude? To a religion that physically and/or emotionally traps people? Traps them in those specific labyrinthine buildings shown in the speedruns? In out of the way rooms occasionally shown in these speedruns? No, not rude.

My only worry is that Scientology will pull itself out of its own ass and twist the narrative to use this as advertising. Or that some kid will do this alone and never return.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (12 children)

It’s doubtful any kind of increased attention on Scientology will benefit the cult. Too much is already known about them for anyone to take them seriously. In the past, they relied on the public’s lack of knowledge of their inner workings to recruit new members. Today, a quick google will bring up Xenu, Sea Org, harassment campaigns, slavery, the Miscaviges, and South Park. Scientology hasn’t faired well in the Information Age.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

sure, it won't help them recruit, but it will help them hold their existing members. when they have evidence of the "persecution" they face it makes it easier for them to discredit the negative info online.

i know for certain that this is at least the Mormon playbook.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

You’d think conservative values would lapse in the same way, but they have only been invigorated in the minds of current day youth. Sense and reason can be completely overtaken by emotion. Particularly against an “aggrieved” party like these slimy fucks.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Too much is already known about them for anyone to take them seriously.

Not true, unfortunately.

I was on a bus downtown last week, and they set up a giant red tent labeled

FREE STRESS TEST

And these little old ladies out of town behind me were immediately talking about it. "Oh my, is it a mental health thing? Maybe that's useful."

I hate getting into strangers business, but I forced myself to turn around and say loud enough so everyone on the bus would overhear "No, it's not a 'mental health' thing. It's a cult. Don't go down there."

People underestimate how many susceptible people with no knowledge on the dangers of it still exist. All of them ripe for the picking, as far as they're concerned. Don't just ignore them when you see it, throw their flyers back at them, cuss them out, tell them to be ashamed, make a scene. People around you need to clue into what this shit is. Don't allow them to normalize it.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You’d think a religion invented by a science fiction writer would have anticipated this vulnerability.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

It served L Ron’s purposes. He got to live like a king. Now it’s someone else’s problem.

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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Lmaooooo, I was trying to figure out what people were talking about with "speedruns"

These kids are speedrunning joining and filming it?? Lmfaooo

Edit: Nvm I just saw the wikipedia link, somehow that's even better hahaha

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Joining, even jokingly, would be dangerous. I do not recommend doing so. They restrain and isolate new converts when they can.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Have ex military join and have them bring a knife. I would love to see them try and restrain and isolate me.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're also remarkably litigious, with armies of lawyers. If you got into a physical altercation you'd probably end up convicted of assault.

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm happy to see the kids carrying on the ancient traditions, I look forward to your Occupy Wall Street.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 31 points 5 months ago (22 children)

That's what I call most religious people.

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

tax churches. they'd all die off

[–] Tiral@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

That or tax them for undeveloped land. Half of them are just sitting on acres and acres here in the Midwest.

Scientology is a grift, do not feel sad for the grifters.

[–] ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

All religions are cult, the verbage just depends on the number of members.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah look at the shit Scientology is actively pulling

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Someone needs to inform these kids about the Clam Engram, and how to restimulate it with a simple hand gesture.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I actually just asked Sonic the Hedgehog and he said it's not rude to mock and expose a dangerous cult, and I trust Sonic as an authority on all things pertaining to speed running.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

I trust what you said because it was in text format and when ideas are in text, their credibility skyrockets.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

It's a rite of passage lol

We recently got a wave of new Scientology canvassers up here in Scotland complete with a shady windowless office of theirs downtown and I'm patiently waiting for the day someone hucks a brick through it.

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I would do it, but still got a couple more years til I get indef leave to remain lol

Without windows hucking a brick through it would be a pretty impressive feat.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

These speedruns are my fave social media trend. It's so ridiculous and the energy is great

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Finally putting their efforts towards noble causes. I support them.

[–] belunos@lemmus.org 7 points 5 months ago
[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately, all this speedrun publicity appears to be accelerating membership for scientology

Cults don't necessarily work like we expect them to

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Next do the Granite Mountain Records Vault!

[–] Erna_muse@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

2026 is all about cat grooming videos.

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