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this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2026
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That explains the shits that I didn't do
Guys we spoke about this at the last meet, follow the map so we don't overlap!
I know the overlap map, but I have to crap!
and also me
I know this might be an already answered question, but what makes you think birds aren't real?
Birds are spy drones sent by the government. That's why they are always on power lines, it's to recharge.
OK then.
Just like cars make exhaust gas the biproduct from robotic birds is that gray white stuff you find on your car. It's not bird shit, its high tech solid state bird exhaust.
Goverment drones
A CIA employee carefully applies bird poop to your car while you're not watching. It's all part of the big coverup of the so-called "birds".
But where does he get the bird poop?
It's made from the chemicals left over from chemtrail manufacturing.
Makes sense.
That's probably Poopin' Dan, he's been working on developing his portfolio