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[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

NT4 Service Pack

I hope you like reinstalling ALL your drivers. I sure hope you didn't have raid card installed that needs a boot driver, tee hee.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well it's also. Windows XP. There's updates. Install them when you want to. Windows 10: There's updates, install them soon unless it's pro then install them when you want. Windows 11: Please install your updates, you have twenty seconds to comply. Windows 12: What's that, you were in the middle of editing a file with 8 hours worth of edits? Tough I'm rebooting now bitch.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Windows 10: There’s updates, install them soon

or we will incrementally slow your machine down.

Anyone else notice this when waiting 3 weeks to let win 10 update? Every time I'd get updates I would wait, reboot several times but not install the pending update, then after finally installing it the machine would "magically" get faster

[–] EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But that's just the updates Microslop wants tested in production. To get the security updates for this month's Windows 12 0-day 0 privilege Vulnerability please renew your $12.99 monthly update subscription (minimum term 60 months).

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Also, please provide your state issued ID citizen.

We must know your personal information and home address in order to allow you to edit this spreadsheet.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Windows 13: It'll be done when it's done

[–] The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pay 2.99 to finish this update more quickly.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Pay 2.99 to finish this update ~~more quickly.~~

[–] LedgeDrop@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"While you're waiting here are some interesting full screen ads, by 500 of our closest affiliates."

edit: "Oh, we're going to have to throttle your update, so you can experience our streaming ads in Full 32k UHD"